Monday, December 30, 2013

How To Properly Open A Coconut In Five Easy Steps (As Taught To Me By My Mother).

Step Juan: Acquire coconut and cleaver.
Step Two: Firmly grasp coconut in your hand. 
Step Three: Hit the coconut with the cleaver until the coconut succumbs to its fate and splits into multiple pieces. 
Step Four: Remove the weird hairy stuff from the coconut flesh.
Step Five: Enjoy your fresh coconut. 

This is also highly effective method for waking sleeping family members. 

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