How Not To Pack For Vacation:

Step juan: Take a bunch of stuff out of your closet and pile it onto your bed.
Step two: Add some underwear and maybe a few socks.
Step three: Realize that you need a suitcase to shove your leaning tower of clothing into.
Step four: Acquire suitcase.
Step five: Drag suitcase to your room and blankly stare at it until you decide that it's time for bed.
Step six: Shove all of your clothing into a basket and place it next to your suitcase for the magical packing fairy to find.
Step seven: Go to sleep and wait for the fairy to work her magic.
Step eight: Wake up in the morning to find your suitcase and clothes exactly where you left them.
Step nine: Blame disney for giving you unrealistic expectations of fairy's.
Step ten: Procrastinate (all day).
Step eleven: Glare angrily at your still empty suitcase while lamenting the fact that you don't own a robot to pack your bag for you.
Step twelve: Bed time! Sleep fitfully while envisioning multiple scenarios in which you're forced to walk around wrapped in a curtain because you were to lazy to pack your own suitcase.
Step thirteen: Wake up and trip over your still empty suitcase on your way to the bathroom.
Step fourteen: Procrastinate.
Step fifteen: Write a blog post about how not to pack for vacation.

Congratulations! You have now successfully avoided packing for your vacation despite the fact that you need to leave for the airport in a few hours. *clap clap clap*